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Mini-Skirts, Fishnet Stockings, Thigh Contusions, and a “Dirty Pirate Hooker” on Rollerskates = Salt City Derby Girls

March 31, 2009

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Sisters of No Mercy 107                   Leave it to Cleavers 131

Saturday night brought together the returning champions The Leave it to Cleavers vs The Sisters of No Mercy, like a catapult aimed at a cannon, these brawling babes launched at each other.  There was no lack of excitement at the Salt Palace for the season opener of the Salt City Derby Girls.

In an exciting display of roller skating, speed, agility, and ballistics, The Leave it to Cleavers rocked the Sisters of No Mercy 131 to 107.

Next Match: 7pm April 18th.  Bomber Babes vs Death Dealers

What is Roller Derby?

Salt City Derby Girls is like Nascar, only entertaining and with a purpose.  These chicks pummel the shit out of each other, and they do it for your amusement.  Do as other people who aren’t squares do and take in a derby with the Salt City Derby Girls.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. April 2, 2009 6:35 PM

    Hi!

    Thanks for the write up! Be sure and come to the bout on the 18th, where the Bomber Babes will meet the Death Dealer. I’m on the Bombers team, and we need supporters. We have 6 new players, and it will be our first bout ever!

    And yes, Dirty Pirate Hooker is one flashy skater!

    Love and Kisses,
    Spank E Ham
    spankeham@gmail.com

  2. April 2, 2009 8:01 PM

    Thanks for the write up! Salt City Derby Girls’ first game of the season was an exciting one wasn’t it? There will be more all season long! Come to the next bout April 18th at 7pm at the Salt Palace! The Death Dealers have six new girls as well so this will be an exciting game!

    Yes, we all love the Dirty Pirate Hooker 🙂

    Wanton Rebellion #9

  3. Michelle permalink
    April 2, 2009 10:28 PM

    It’s “Dirty Pirate Hooker” not dirty pirate whore! Thanks for the write up, though!

  4. volitionmag permalink*
    April 3, 2009 4:00 AM

    Sorry about that Michelle, broke rule number one in reporting (I made the correction)…You gals are awesome!!! Incredibly entertaining, and we look forward to seeing the next derby on April 18th.

    I have to say, that was my first derby, but England’s Glory and Dirty Pirate Hooker are going to cause the other teams some serious trouble as the season continues.

    Keep on Truckin’ ladies … Keep on Truckin’

  5. April 3, 2009 3:02 PM

    Wheee,

    Bomber Babes and Death Dealers had a practice match last night, and it was INTENSE! Wanton hit me so hard, I spun around 3 times before I hit the track! I’m sooo excited to play their team on the 18th. Email me if you want to buy tickets in advance! spankeham@gmail.com

    Love and Kisses,
    Spank E Ham #88
    Bomber Babes
    Salt City Derby Girls

  6. dirty pirate hooker permalink
    April 5, 2009 6:25 PM

    oh man…you guys rock. thanks for the sweet lovin.

    this season is really going to kick some A. great job to the sisters at the season opener. it was a really fun game to play. and good luck to the dealers and bombers coming up on april 18.

    derby rocks

    dirty pirate hooker #80085

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